I would think about it more.
How do you make something disappear?
What kind of sound do you hear when someone sneezes?
A low sound that you’d call squeaky from a distance.
Why do you like the TV?
Because my girlfriend, the Doctor, can watch it on demand.
I read somewhere that when they go to heaven, they don’t look at their parents anymore, but look at each other. If anyone else went in there, would they do that too?
It would be a very bad idea.
Do you ever cry just thinking of things you’ve done before?
Sometimes, especially around Christmas.
Do you dream more than the next person, or do you always say the same story?
I always say the same story.
Do you ever worry that you are getting old?
I have to. I feel old.
Why do they call it ‘The Good Day’?
When you are in an elevator, if it starts to shake and the doors come down, does a bird come out and flap its wings?
How do you think of the Universe and the Earth and the stars?
The way that physicists do.
Do you know anyone who is deaf?
Not as a kid, and not much as an adult. I think it just happens.
Is there anything you can do more than you can do? And why do you do it?
That’s what I was thinking about the other day, when people would ask me.
What do you think of when you hear a plane fly overhead?
A humming sound, because it doesn’t do anything.
Who do you want to marry to be your bride?
There hasn’t been much marriage lately. My wife doesn’t want to be married to me.
Do you do anything to calm your anger?
That’s a difficult question, because your anger is like a snake.
What kind of people do you like to play with in private?
Why do you think that people try so hard to convince you that they are right?
I don’t know.
Do there ever come a time when you feel like a complete stranger?
No, I don’t.
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